30s/white/tired/coyote/&
Words are my favorite stim toy
they're okay. they seem like they have a little more fat content and a meatier texture than other not-chicken brands, and the breading crisped up nicely in my toaster oven, but the smell and taste is the same as every other vegetable protein chik'n
6.5/10
The Canadian package is somehow even more offputting!
i hate that this wouldn't look even remotely out of place on a shelf with a bunch of big box pc games
because the simple color scheme and emphasis on readability and comprehensibility. the preoccupation with at-glance low-context comprehension makes it feel like a prop. boom, uncanny.
The front of the box looks like a grungy Blade Runner style hell world pseudo food product but the side of the box says NUGGS and that's fucking hilarious
This is exactly the design aesthetic of a late nineties/early 2000s enterprise software tool. If Steve Ballmer-era Microsoft made nuggets, this is how they'd have packaged them.
insufficiently bilingual, it needs to say NUGGS/CROKKS
also oh no I just noticed the photo background is a different white from the box, I'm so sorry
Oh, that's the trick, see - since NUGGS is a design trademark and not actually an English or French word, it doesn't need translation to be bilingual.
