I lean extremely carnivore in what creatures I identify as/with (I mean come on - 🐉 🦈 🐆) so if I had to be something hooved I'd be the funny teeth deer

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I lean extremely carnivore in what creatures I identify as/with (I mean come on - 🐉 🦈 🐆) so if I had to be something hooved I'd be the funny teeth deer
Vampire deer are the funniest things to scare newbies with around here.
bush rustles
Newbie: What was that?
Me: Eh, probably just the vampire deer.
Newbie: Thewha?!
Way funnier than murder hornets. Those aren't funny ever.