CERESUltra

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Chicken, ham, swiss, a bit of breadcrumbs, other things in a broth

Serve it in a fancy bowl

Chicken Cordon Bloup

God I'm so smart


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My wife, checking on me: you doing okay, hun?

Me: do they make chicken cordon bleu in a can

Xer:...

Me: like you pull the lid off the tin and just a whole Chicken Cordon Bleu slides out.

Xer: [starts closing door] I love you

Me: I want chicken cordon bleu soo baaaaddd

Xer: you can have some when you get over the Chicken Cordon Flu

Me: ; w ;


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