- Take William Shakespeare to a basketball game (I think he would enjoy it and would probably include a basketball scene in one of his plays)
- Give H.P. Lovecraft a Fruit Gusher (this would kill him)
- Take the United States Founding Fathers to a screening of Everything Everywhere All at Once (again, this would kill them)
- Take the Italian Futurists to Buca di Beppo (it wouldn't kill them but they would hate every minute of it)
- Take Miguel de Cervantes to a Spanish-dub screening of Terry Gilliam's The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018) (survival is likely but not guaranteed, due to high levels of expected psychic damage)
- Take Mehmed II to a screening of Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (1982) (he has a wonderful time and marvels at the miracles of cinema with eyes unclouded)
- Take Nikola Tesla to Jingūbashi, in Harajuku, circa 2006 (this would kill him)
- Take pre-conviction Alan Turing to modern-day Soho (he gets to stay and live out the rest of his days)
