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DeusExBrockina
@DeusExBrockina
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Partheniad
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To find out P roll 2d6+ Protein
10+ You procure beautiful lacy cuts of Prosciutto
7+ Choose 1 of the following: Peanut Butter, Pastrami, Sliced Pork
6- You've placed a fine layer of ground black Pepper across both slices of bread. Mark xp for the lesson you are about to learn.

To find B roll + Bread
10+ Your sandwich is nestled between two slices of buttery brioche
7+ You discover a bun in the back of the fridge. It's still good and soft but it shape introduces complications for assembly.
6- You are unable to locate any bread until you look at your toaster and discover one half of a toasted bagel you forgot about... When did you last toast a bagel?! Mark 1 xp you fool.

To find T roll + Topping
10+ You shave a truffle lovingly onto your sandwich. Not too much to overpower but enough to elevate.
7+ You slice a lovely tomato... unfortunately you realize when you bite into your meal that you forgot to salt them. The sandwich still nourishes but mark +1 forward shame.
6- You go to add a little heat with a hit of tobasco- mark 1 xp as the lid falls off and you drench your meal.. You are sure it's still good.

To find out A roll 2d6 + Additives
10+ You may add your choice of Acid, even just a sprinkle of citrus juice might bring something special out.
7+ You think adding a nice Aioli would be good, and you'd be right. All you can find in your fridge is miracle whip- it'll have to do.
6- You always thought anchovies got a bad rap, and thats why they go on every sandwich you make. Mark 1 xp you brave soldier


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in reply to @DeusExBrockina's post:

in reply to @Partheniad's post:

i guess i'm going to have to eat a half a stale toasted bagel with a layer of black pepper, enough tobasco to breath life back into the bagel, topped with just a few anchovies.

you're trying to kill me aren't you?
you definitely are.