Me: Hey brain this is the first time we've gotten decent sleep in like 2 weeks, can we stop with the intrusive thoughts this morning?
Brain: sure! Here's what you think an impression of Bill Clinton going through a Dunkin Donuts drive-thru absolutely plastered at 9 am would sound like
Me: what
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Me: What?
Brain: ah'd lihke a sprenkl duhnit
Me: what the fuck