30s/white/tired/coyote/&
Words are my favorite stim toy
Pay people what they're worth instead of breadcrumb wages, ya fuckn dingleberries.
one of my clients is an HR consulting company and that means that part of my job is keeping up with HR media and let me tell you: they hate it when the best solution to literally all of their problems is to give their employees more money
"Only apply if you want to work". Nobody wants to work, that's why they pay us. If we wanted to be there, we'd be paying them.
"What's the matter, don't you want to work?" - My Grandmother.
"Of course i don't want to work, they wouldn't pay people if they wanted to work" - My Response.
Whenever I see a job listing that emphasizes how 'fun' and 'crazy' a company's working environment is, I wonder what kind of HR superfund site they're trying to pave over
