CERESUltra

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Someone fucks with you about, be like "next time you cut the fuckin onions".
Or if worse comes to it, get a vegetable chopper and just be like "I'm fucking magic look at these tiny diced onion bits".
In the end, it's your food. If you'll eat it, it's damn fine enough.

As a Bad At Onions person, I found a ceramic knife really helped me. Extreme sharpness with zero maintenance means you can really just focus on getting the blade to start in the right spot and then it just kinda goes in a straight line without much force. And, they make the onions hurt your eyes less! (Also, the onions in the post are fine. I've served much worse.)