CERESUltra

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@CERESUltra asked:

If you had 15 sticks, a knife, some apple butter, a dreamcast controller, some windshield washer fluid, a tennis racket, and every issue of national geographic from 1972, do you think you could construct something that could defeat god?

I don't think i could defeat big-g God or really any actual diety but give me, like, a week of prep time and allow me to read over the May 1972 issue (it has some stuff on the Minoans and their collapse) and I think I might be able to take on the Minotaur. It might be by using the sticks and knife to make a spear.


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in reply to @APOAPSIS's post:

(there's probably an easy joke about taking on the minotaur i could make as a minotaur-adjacent being, like a "you could just buy me dinner that's the easy way" sorta joke)