I feel like people who say things like "velociraptors were only about the size of a turkey" to make them seem like they'd be less terrifying have never dealt with turkeys.

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I feel like people who say things like "velociraptors were only about the size of a turkey" to make them seem like they'd be less terrifying have never dealt with turkeys.
Having been mobbed by turkeys at work one day,
they're motherfuckers, this isn't reassuring in the slightest.