There are exactly two kinds of shark furries and they are “look at my skrunkly fishe :)” and “THIS IS SLASHLEY BULGEMUSCLES. SHE HAS MASSIVE BICEPS, FAT TITS, AND AN EVEN FATTER COCK.” and they’re both totally valid

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Words are my favorite stim toy
There are exactly two kinds of shark furries and they are “look at my skrunkly fishe :)” and “THIS IS SLASHLEY BULGEMUSCLES. SHE HAS MASSIVE BICEPS, FAT TITS, AND AN EVEN FATTER COCK.” and they’re both totally valid