"Until the Chief and Cap'n Stork can come to some agreement about what kind of fitments they need, I am not moving from this spot."
"Mehr, did you have to commandeer Lodestone? What if I need it?"
"What we need, Kath, is for this fuel to not fly off into the sunset, and Lodestone's the heaviest thing that I can easily move. So until the guys in charge find a better way to tether their cache of military-grade aerohelium charges to the floor, Lodestone is going to sit on it."
"Why the hell did humanity decide the best fuel was lighter than air?"
"Couldn't say. All I know is if you want your driver's seat back, somebody better go stop whatever argument's going on at the quartermaster's office. ...My guess is, somebody cheaped out on getting the right sized bolts and washers."
"Great idea. Think I'm gonna go kick Chief Moll's ass about now."