To the Ode clade:
Tell me a joke! A pun, a funny story, maybe just a groaner. We could all use a laugh.
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A Weapon Against The Waking World:
A horse walks into a bar, flumps down onto a stool, says to the bartender, "Whiskey and a beer."
The bartender sighs, pours a shot, and sets that and a shitty beer down in front of the horse.
"Might as well leave the bottle."
The bartender reluctantly sets the bottle down as well, saying, "Hey man, you are in here every day. Every day you mow through a few beers and a few shots. You alright?"
"Of course I am fucking alright," the horse grumbles, downing his shot and chasing it with a glug of beer.
"I dunno, man. You think you might be an alcoholic?"
The horse says, "I do not think I am," and then disappears with a *poof!*1
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You know, because "I think therefore I am"? And he did not think he...oh, nevermind.2
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I would have said this first, but I did not want to put Descartes before the horse~