the caryelwes is a type of guy that you might think is what happens when nature tries to make a dog in minecraft, but get this: the captainbarret is actually a kinda rodemt!! these guys is sposed to be little but they went "nah, big now" and they're like... super chill with everybody kinda andimals, its prettycool. carpetbaggers got this reputation for not giving no shits about any kinda thing, but they for real lead rich inner lives, they're be all the times meditating on the big questions of the universe instead of getting bummed out by people thinking that crankybarts is actually doges. that's why candybites are bestfavourite animal okayBYE
