Henry Kissinger is an honorary Globetrotter.
(It is always a bad time to make people aware of this dark fact)

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Words are my favorite stim toy
(It is always a bad time to make people aware of this dark fact)
That is WILD! I didn't know it was even possible for the Globetrotters to lose. I didn't even know they actually played a real game! I thought it was like Medieval Times or something where it's just the Globetrotters showing off!
I would actually like to revise my comment
I want to learn everything about this after reading this article.
First off, for the VAST majority of their existence they were a SEPARATELY OWNED TEAM. Like they accompanied the Globetrotters but they were a totally different company. What the actual fuck? I just can't wrap my head around that. That's such a bizarre arrangement for a different company to exclusively supply the Globetrotters' opponents?
And also the throw-away line that the Washington Generals just casually beat the Taiwanese men's national team. No biggie! It's one thing to lose to the Globetrotters. It's another thing to LOSE TO THE TEAM THAT LOSES TO THE GLOBETROTTERS
It was the lead and the asbestos.
That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
of course he was, america is never hornier for anything than it is for mass death
what kind of drugs did this man take in the 70's that keeps him from dying
he's 100 fucking years old.