Starship pilot with the worst callsign you have ever heard
the registry clerk looked at xem disapprovingly
"you just wrote, verbatim, the word 'no' in the callsign field."
"in my defense, I was very drunk at the time"

30s/white/tired/coyote/&
Words are my favorite stim toy
the registry clerk looked at xem disapprovingly
"you just wrote, verbatim, the word 'no' in the callsign field."
"in my defense, I was very drunk at the time"
“No, you have permission to dock.”
“… huh? Do I or don’t I?”