"Pick a different name."
"Fuck you." Said Sparkle Warrior Pluto.
"We're named after PLANETS-"
"IT'S A PLANET TO ME."
"THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE WHAT IS AND ISN'T A PLANET."
"AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON CAN?"
"YES! THAT'S HIS JOB!"
"FUCK HIS JOB!"
"IT'S A TRANS-NEPTUNIAN OBJECT!"
"YOU'RE A TRANS-NEPTUNIAN OBJECT!"
"I'm a trans-neptunian object." Said Sparkle Warrior Neptune, and they had to pause the argument for a moment because like, nice.
