Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary

I was walking back from the alley I park my car in to my house and I heard one of my neighbors talking through his open kitchen window. I wasn't paying attention to what he was saying, but I swear to god he is a dead ringer for Spike Spiegel with a Tom Sellick level mustache in the most flattering way I could mean that. I said "holy shit" out loud at this, and he looked out the window at me, and I had to look away and book it the rest of the way to the door and I can never speak to him again