Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary

a fart is what happens when nature decides it wants a stretch limousine version of a rat or a wizard or something. my favourite fact about furries is that their name comes from the Latin 'furiousest' which means "little stealer." you can look that up it's true. furbies are long little gentlemen with soft fur and some serious moves; it gets called a 'war dance' but if you get to see a furore doing the sideways hippity skiphop boogie that's actually them inviting you to come play with them. furnaces are like if a sine wave had hair, they're super squiggly and be always going "duke!" on account of being old school gamers that kept their pre-order receipts. you know what i mean. farmhands are very social animans so it's important to be super good friends with them or get a second guy they can play with and dance and duke with. anyhow that's why falafels are bestfavourite animal okayBYE