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Remmyzilla
@Remmyzilla

Hax a very silly dream! About a reality tv show where two old british men have are trying to buy a new water heater. They're at like, an british military officers base for the duration, and it's very intense ("these sorts of things can't be taken lightly, you know. Rather life and death!") The days are filled with getting very poshly appointed lessons about flow rates and heating capacity frim a water heater engineer in camo fatiguesm One guy can't take the pressure and keeps fainting The show brings a zen monk in to guide them to inner peace of the water heater. It doesn't work, it's not enough.

Qnd then I woke up before the seasons n finale so I dunno if they bought a water heater in the end.


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