Our headmate Mia having an existential crisis because she realizes to uphold her reputation as a Mordred-class threat to all royalty she must dethrone and slay the Burger King
Please picture Miranda Blackstar, Kingslayer, Knight-Errant, in full plate armor up to the neck, shoved in a booth with her guts-sized broadsword leaning against the other seat, fangs sunk into a Whopper with cheese and five patties, with a jaunty little paper Burger King Crown on her head, tears rolling down her face.
I am picturing it. It's great.