Mech Pilot who tries to pull the fight away from their favourite pizza place.
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OPERATION CODE: PA 42-993
MISSION PARAMETERS: ASSAULT AND DESTROY FEDERAL INDUSTRIAL FACILITY "MUNITIONS DEVELOPMENT LOCAL 001-122"
STAFF IN ATTENDANCE:
BRIEFING OFFICER:
- SERGEANT HILDA "PATCHES" GREENE
SOLUTIONS APPLIANCE SPECIALISTS:
- KARINA "SPINS" MILLER
- FREDERICK "DRONE" SHORN
- SIERRA "PICKY" CALVIN
- WALTER "WHALETEETH" RIVERS
ITEMS OF INTEREST:
- POSSIBLE MANIPULATION OF MISSION PARAMETERS BY COMMANDING OFFICER
RELEVANT RECORDING FOLLOWS:
GREENE: Any questions?
RIVERS: Just one.
SEVERAL SECONDS OF SILENCE FOLLOWS. GREENE STARES AT RIVERS DURING THIS PAUSE.
GREENE: Are you about to ask why you aren't allowed to level the whole damned AO like the fucking sadist you are?
RIVERS: I'm asking why we need to risk the lives of the squad if there are no valuable strategic reasons to do so. I'm fully capable of removing all relevant industrial targets from a sub-orbital position.
SGT. GREENE MOVES TO THE FRONT OF RIVERS'S DESK, LEANING DOWN TO ADDRESS HIM DIRECTLY.
GREENE: Because, Babyteeth, if you even scorch the fucking paint of the Pizza Pope? The one on Spring? I will personally ensure that the rest of your short life is spent in an infantry squad hunting for New Sequence cultists. You'll be on point - the one they take first. And when they do take you? When they start pulling the teeth out of your worthless head? The last coherent thought through your mind will be "why, oh why, did I not listen to Mamma Greene when she said to mind the pizza place?" DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, BABYTEETH?
CPT. GREENE HAS BY NOW CRUSHED THE FRONT OF RIVERS'S DESK IN HER GRIP. NOTIFY ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE FOR DAMAGES.
RIVERS: I'll...take the Scimitar, if that's available, shall I?
GREENE: Yes, you will.
RELEVANT RECORDING ENDS.
INTERNAL AFFAIRS PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT:
SGT. GREENE'S UNAUTHORIZED REASSESSMENT OF MISSION OBJECTIVES AND EQUIPMENT RESTRICTIONS MAY HAVE BEEN FACTORS IN THE FAILURE OF PA 42-993 AND THE DEATH OF SA-S WALTER RIVERS.
RECOMMEND CONTINUED OBSERVATION FOR FURTHER UNAUTHORIZED ACTIVITY.