Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary

@CERESUltra

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Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary @CERESUltra10/20/2023, 6:28 PM

frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death @micolithe

frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death @micolithe10/19/2023, 11:57 PM

do you think beast from beauty in the beast has fallen out of favor because he's a millionaire.

frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death @micolithe10/20/2023, 6:20 PM

i don't know that i could fix him but i could make him make noises in a way that's quite frankly inappropriate to talk about without clicking on the 18+ checkbox

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Sam the Badger @BadgerBomb201210/20/2023, 12:01 AM

I mean, I never really thought of that. Yeah, he's a millionaire, but he also looks like a werewolf. In the 18th century? 19th century? He can't go out and spend his wealth, he'll be shot and taxidermied.

h-land @h-land10/20/2023, 1:05 PM

more to the point, he can't send his servants out to do it because they've been turned into fucking silverware and furniture
(as if their jobs didn't define their lives enough already)

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Michaela Sue @beige-alert10/20/2023, 6:29 PM

How? By giving him estrogen? That's what I would try.

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