"GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE."
"Nay, fiend! I shalt slay the dragon at the top of your roof!"
"It's FIBERGLASS, do you have any idea how long it took to get the texture right on that?!"
"The hell are you two doing?"
"Casey's going all Don Quixote on my fucking apartment. Hey. HEY. Get the fuck down from there! That tree takes hours to prune!"
"Literally just call your downtree. They're great at handling this sort of thing."
"HAVE AT THEE!"
"I would. But I won't. I can't let Caela know I actually put the fiberglass dragon on my roof like they suggested. Oh shit, e's falling."
"..."
"Casey? You good man?"
"Please let me destroy the dragon. I'm like eight EXP away from my next level in Errant Knight."
"...Y'see, this is why I never take you guys up on your offers to go LARPing."