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fwankie
@fwankie

my parents are watching a rerun of one of those Jamie Oliver shows and every time something gets mentioned as quick or easy my dad goes "Watch, it'll not show any of the washing up" and then "See!"


fwankie
@fwankie

He was the OG of cooking shows going "Look how easy this is!" like a guilt trip and then editing around the fact they've used three saucepans two bowls and a load of cutlery and compare it to something you put in the oven for 30 minutes and throw the box out


fwankie
@fwankie

now we're distilled it down to 5 minute crafts


VeraLycaon
@VeraLycaon

"Jamie Oliver is the 5 Minute Crafts of professional chefs" is not the take I wanted to hear, but definitely the take the world needs


DiscoDeerDiary
@DiscoDeerDiary

Credit to Jamie Oliver, he never told anyone to soak strawberries in bleach


fwankie
@fwankie

His legal team won't let him


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