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jaidamack
@jaidamack
eight-stroke
@eight-stroke asked:

may i "suggest" for your condideration:

spectacled caiman bestsfavorite?! thank you please!

i've met a couple of these guys!! they're for real super cute and very, very relaxed. as matters of fact go, the spandex cardiff favours an economy of motion that can sometimes be misinterpreted as 'sleeping,' 'ignorant,' or 'dead.' these guys don't move unless they gotta. the capon is a type of chocolatier, and they've got a little bony part between their eyes which makes it look like they're wearing a pair of glasses!! hence their name. they're classed as a 'small to medium' type of croquettestyle, so when they're on land they look just like a regular cronkpile but far away. in the water they look like they're leaning in real close to pay attention!! but they're not, 'cause they're probably just going :D to pretend they're awake. cayennes have a crazy skin pigment that changes colour as it gets cold or heats up - in cold times the black pigment cells expand and they look darker!! that's crazygonuts cool. they're also super adaptable and take advantage of gaps left behind when other guys get hunted too hard; cargoguys are like, "lol my party now" and it works!! so if you see a log that's smiling at you don't be a goof and just stand on it. maybe that's a chambers. be nice to them!! they got the wrong kind of mouth for loves and kisses but that's okay, you can just tell them they look very convincing as tree debris. or say 'treebries' if you're in a hurry. anyway, that's why spangled chyrons are bestfavourite animal okayBYE


VixieMoondew
@VixieMoondew

“they got the wrong kind of mouth for loves and kisses” i assure you hoagies will love and kiss any damn thing, regardless of mouthkind


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