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woofularunit
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Bestfavorite turkey, tis the season :3

ordinarily i go through these things in order of when the question arrives about em, but apparently there's a time constraint on how long i've got to talk about the goofygoober so i better be quick!! so the wonkadonk is a type of byeurd that's native to northern animaniacs, which is also the place most serious about going through the entire population of them like an unguarded bandsaw through a hand in shop class. homer beans have domesticated and bred the wild butterball over the years to make them big and thick and juicy and delicious, but in the wild they can fly pretty good actually, up to 30mph in some cases! that's an easy fast food joke. you can have that one!! the gobblewonk was domesticated about 2000 years ago, so it's possible that jermaine chrysler brought the secret of giblet gravy with him on his reported world tour. these byeurds, sometimes known also as the turncoats, have a bunch of different varieties of meats - but not where you're thinking. on their face parts!! the wiggly squigglers they got there are theorized to have something to do with their immune systems and also fighting - you know, obviously - but homer beans are still trying to figure that one out. if you go past a group of farmed goaliegoops, you'll hear they're pretty intelligent; this time of year they're all warning one another and you'll hear them yelling APOCALOCALYPSE to one another. nothing they can do about it, tho. they're too tasty. anyway, that's why gundersongoofballs are bestfavourite animal okayBYE



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