When my roommate comes into the room lookign for his car keys
I don't say it yet.
And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions
I don't say it yet.
Nah.
And then when he says out loud "I wonder where my car keys are"
I still don't say it.
But then he asks me, "Do you know where my car keys are?"
I look at him in his face
And I say
HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE
