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Words are my favorite stim toy


Behemous
@Behemous

When my roommate comes into the room lookign for his car keys
I don't say it yet.

And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions
I don't say it yet.
Nah.

And then when he says out loud "I wonder where my car keys are"
I still don't say it.

But then he asks me, "Do you know where my car keys are?"
I look at him in his face
And I say


Behemous
@Behemous

HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE

HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE


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