CERESUltra

Music Nerd, Author, Yote!

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Words are my favorite stim toy


MrDrugs69
@MrDrugs69

There should be a profession that's like a locksmith where they just come over and find the thing that's not where it's supposed to be, for a modest fee. Wallets, keys, phones, whatever. They know all the tricks, but--and this is very important--they don't have the same blindness you do about where things exist in your home so they will try places you wouldn't.


sedge
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NoelBWrites
@NoelBWrites

Tony, Tony, come around. Something's lost and can't be found

  • Your Catholic grandma, probably.

(Not mine, she lit a candle to San Antonio instead)


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

My mom was and is for the most part a lapsed catholic, but now and again her upbringing peeks through. I can't remember the situation that provoked it, be she prayed to st anthony to "find what little patience she had left".


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in reply to @MrDrugs69's post:

ok my grandma used to call me "the little finder" and praise me for finding things (this sounds so fake i swear it's real) (also usually they were small things on the floor so it was kind of specific) also i have several years of experience being around people with an ADHD dx who misplace things. i am so qualified for this job please let me be the Objects Detective

maddening. we must think alike because I looked in liminal cleaning places, even in cupboards, in the fridge, in the pantry shelves, in the "deadly chemicals" area under the sink. by a weird coincidence (???) i happened to run my dishwasher last night for the first time so I thought SURELY it has to be in there. it wasn't in there. It's not going to slip out the drain, and it's made of metal so it couldn't have broken in there. I even checked along the sliding racks to see if it got caught along the edges of the rails. nothing.

in reply to @CERESUltra's post:

lmao

there's an old song in Argentina that includes the lyrics "pedile a san antonio que te mande un novio" (ask St. Anthony to find you a boyfriend) and I know that he can be the saint of two things but I always thought it was a hilarious way to call someone undateable. "You'll need divine intervention for this one, girl"