No, see, it's great. On other social media websites they tell you exactly how many people are involved and it really drags down your day, being able to quantify how many people want to kill you. This way there's a kind of fun vagueness to the whole thing, so you don't get caught up in paranoia until it's WAY too late.
Don't even get me started on Mastodon. I got plots coming at me left and right, but it's like, why even worry about them until they all get together into one big federated assassination attempt? Cohost's assassination plots are the best, yo.
ok well it's still really annoying that there's no way whatsoever to check someone's profile and see if they have you as one of their trusted viziers or not
