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RaziiBerri
@RaziiBerri asked:

Goblin adventures include taking dorks like you out to enjoy fine goods and drink before going out and causing crimes (the good kinds for the people).

What kinda ideal fine food and drink would you enjoy before going on a great goblin adventure?

Had to think on this one and I got three answers for ya:

FANCY

  • filet mignon and some nice vegetables. Good rolls with garlic butter.
  • non-alcoholic red wine or non-alcoholic beer. I have been sober almost nine years but I enjoyed those drinks on their other merits.

TRASHY

  • "Delicacy" from my hometown, The Garbage Plate.
  • Energy drinks. Zero sugar option. NOS preferred, monster good, red bull tolerable.

REALISTIC

  • Be gay, do crimes is just as rough on a full stomach as it is an empty one. I'd want to eat light beforehand and gorge after.
  • probably some sausage or a hot dog, a little bit of bread, maybe some small fruit to put some fuel in the tank
    -Orange Juice, the sugar and vitamin C is a good boost and the acidity helps get the greasiness of sausage off my teeth.

Fun one, thank you!


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