Today I was informed that there's an America-themed region of Yokai Watch. If you don't know what Yo-Kai Watch is, it's a yokai-themed Pokemon style game. How do you do that for America, we have no yokai. Well like, I guess the logical thing would be to make them like, based on cryptids? Moth Man, Jersey Devil, Big Foot, some little grey men?
Uh, no.
They did not do that.
Here's Oh Bah Gah!. He is a screaming hamburger. You too can become a screaming hamburger when you die!
Everybody goes on and on about 'life goals' but finally I have death goals

