Me: I can cook tonight. I can save money for pride on saturday. I can have a little fun with it. I do not need to order in for dinner. I—
Me: wait why does my hand hurt
[Flashback to something heavy falling on the exact same spot on my hand the exact same way, twice]
Me: ah.
Me reaching for phone with non-dominant hand: welp,
Cheesesteaks are medicinal, right
Like we agreed on that today, right
I can eat a hoagie with my offhand, right?
