if i were a porn producer i would have already started filming a new subgenre where people disguise themselves inside of couches to trick JD Vance into having sex with them
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in reply to @geometric's post:
you can become a porn producer whenever you like. all you need is an idea. not this one though.
Hide yo wife, hide yo children
But not inside your couch. Danger lies there.
Wait, fuck. I forgot casting couches exist. I demand a do-over.
Inside the Casting Couch: A J.D. Vance Story
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