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Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary

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Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary@CERESUltra7/27/2024, 11:32 AM
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the future of football@the-future-of-football7/27/2024, 10:37 AM
Titles of calendar pages from April ’49 to February ’76.Ten: “Hey, stranger! You did great. Now, what I’m about to say will sound like I’m having fun with you, but I’m not. This is not a riddle, it’s information that you should have in your onboard memory. What’s crucial here is that it’s your idea, that you’re the one to retrieve it. What was the average recorded wind chill during the 1967 NFL Championship?” Nine: “48 degrees Fahrenheit. I don’t know how I knew that.”Nine: “How do I know that?” ... “That was correct, wasn’t it?” ... “Wait, no, that isn’t right. It’s the opposite.”Nine: “But I don’t know how a number can have an opposite.” ... “48 degrees Celsius?” ... “I guess not.”Nine: “I don’t understand. What’s the opposite of a number? No number? Is it zero? Zero degrees?” ... “No ...”Nine: “Negative 48? Can there be a negat--” ... the calendar cuts into an animation of galaxies rapidly passing by.
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Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary@CERESUltra7/27/2024, 11:32 AM

One of the all-time greatest sci-fi openers, hands down. Fuck.


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