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in reply to @masklayer's post:

The break room at one of my previous workplaces had something similar which came with a specialized cutter. I could never get a good cut with it, but I had coworkers who used it almost every day and swore by it.

in reply to @asg's post:

While (correctly) pointed out that it is an assistive device, the marketing was revolving around the spate of people actively slicing their palms open by holding the bagel while they were cutting it, y'know, instead of sitting it on the board and cutting it from the top like a sane person would.
With a bread knife.
Amusingly what the knife on the box isn't.