Have you ever wanted to hold your Bagel, but wondered "but with what device could I perform that action?" Look no further. Clear acrylic bagel holder

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Have you ever wanted to hold your Bagel, but wondered "but with what device could I perform that action?" Look no further. Clear acrylic bagel holder
Yeah it's probably actually useful but the way the box just refers to it as a holder definitely made me think "ah. Display case for bagel" 👍
I've actually used one of these at a hotel! Surprisingly, you didn't cut down via the side, but using a short tall knife like a dough cutter.
we need bagel jewel case insert art. The bagel album cover, or bagel instruction manual.
The break room at one of my previous workplaces had something similar which came with a specialized cutter. I could never get a good cut with it, but I had coworkers who used it almost every day and swore by it.
iirc bagels are the single largest cause of serious kitchen knife injuries, so this feels like it’s actually valid as a safety too, especially for kids
Yeah, after I made my post my partner commented that if they'd had this device they'd have one fewer scar.
While (correctly) pointed out that it is an assistive device, the marketing was revolving around the spate of people actively slicing their palms open by holding the bagel while they were cutting it, y'know, instead of sitting it on the board and cutting it from the top like a sane person would.
With a bread knife.
Amusingly what the knife on the box isn't.
Such a shame this doesn't work in the Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated jingle