Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary

what if it was SCALIE

For a game called spider solitaire, most versions involve a surprising low number of spiders

We have some bug reports from some guy called Georg,

are you on a georg binge tonight be honest

Average poster actually references Spiders Georg 0 times. I will continue until morale improves

throws a fuckin wheat grenade

get staple ingrediente'd

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Colonel: it's a wheat grenade, snake. The primary charge disperses a cloud of finely ground flour and a secondary charge ignites it

Colonel: it's like a silo explosion in a hand held package

Snake: hnnnngg, silo explosion??!

Miller: Right, grain silos can occasionally explode because of what's known as a dust explosion. It happens when a lot of fine dust is suspended in the air and then ignites, setting the whole cloud on fire.
[Stock footage of a grain elevator and B-52 bombers]
Do that in an enclosed space and you've got yourself a bigger problem, as the force of the explosion is applied directly to the walls of the silo, it's got fuel to burn all the way from edge to edge after all.
It's the same principle as how the United States Air Force's fuel-air bombs work, of course that hand grenade is a much lower yield, so don't worry too much.
Think of it like a high explosive grenade that's less effective in the open, and more effective in enclosed environments.