Andréa, Canis Lanonbinary

patreon... for fuck's sake. what is this. the original glyph was fucking fine. like it wasn't god's gift to the eyeballs or anything but it was ok enough and could have been refined over time. the ball and stick was really really really bad but in retrospect, at least it was recognizably bad. at least when i saw the ball and stick i was like "oh it's that ugly piece of shit that patreon replaced their old logo with". this newest one? inscrutable. polar bear sniffing around in a snowstorm. there's nothing to fucking see. stop randomly changing your branding, you're making your shit unrecognizable and it could legit hurt your userbase if people arrive at patreon and think they're on the wrong website lol

edited to add: it's not a shitpost babes i'm sorry

I really hope theres some fucking Pepsi-style document of inane ramblings from an overpaid advertisement team about this random-ass blob of a design

oh there is. here you go. enjoy.

i would also like to point out that they've updated their branding page and they're... doing things... with their own logo... that their branding guidelines say not to do. like i am not a Branding Guidelines Obeyer anyway, make me care, but like what are you doing my mans

I had an excellent time at Big Bad Con and some of the conversations I had inspired me to hyperfocus and write a ridiculous 1-page game. When I playtested it I laughed so hard that I wheezed.

It's called Elf With A 10 Page Backstory and it's about edgy mysterious adventurers who slowly reveal their secret tragic past to overcome challenges. Despite its name, it requires no preparation and is very easy to learn.

While it's definitely inspired by edgelord gamers, it is also a love letter to the imagination of my younger self.

It's now available! Check it out here! (Also it's FREE!)