"shrinkflation" is not a real word and I will not be using it

shrinkflation is an egregious assault on several perfectly good fetishes

increase productivity by giving your team six limbs

maybe more

instructions unclear, whole team are taurs and requesting standing desks or beanbags instead of office chairs

[G1 Michigan voice] How does Challenge pissing work?! It's simple! If you maggots can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get a shiny Balam medal! NOW GET MOVING!

BAD RIFLES! MTS THAT DIE TO ONE HANDGUN SHOT! FILTERCHOPPERS! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

mwee

Hax a very silly dream! About a reality tv show where two old british men have are trying to buy a new water heater. They're at like, an british military officers base for the duration, and it's very intense ("these sorts of things can't be taken lightly, you know. Rather life and death!") The days are filled with getting very poshly appointed lessons about flow rates and heating capacity frim a water heater engineer in camo fatiguesm One guy can't take the pressure and keeps fainting The show brings a zen monk in to guide them to inner peace of the water heater. It doesn't work, it's not enough.

Qnd then I woke up before the seasons n finale so I dunno if they bought a water heater in the end.