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Words are my favorite stim toy
At any given point, Seras smells like she's been working in an engine for the past 3 hours. Also pine. All the time.
She's never had an interest in having the spray glands herself, but you can rest assured that every combat vehicle she's ever had has some time of chemical spray weapon on it somewhere. She thinks it's good fun.
I remember when Disney+ first launched and that one Twitter account was postinf every movie on it this one came up and it killed me. Disney made so many fake movies in the 70s and 80s
✨ also the film itself is incomprehensibly weird. a Yugoslavian soccer dynasty is involved, and their family mule gets scouted for the NFL because their oldest son is good at soccer and the mule has a magic command word that makes him kick good; nobody seems to explain exactly why this happens. there is an entire subplot about their other son, who is routinely treated like a waste of flesh and loathed by his parents. don knotts is there. dick butkus crushes a football helmet. the entire film is an absolute mess of atrocious rear-projection of stock footage. the theoretical dramatic climax involves gus, the mule, being chased around a grocery store. it's somewhere beyond 'fake movie' and into the realm of surrealist nightmare world and I strongly advise you get hammered and watch it if you are a lover of fine, artisanal trash
People like you less when you stab them.
