Mech pilot who swears that if you ever describe what they do as "antics" they're going to program a rapid gravity cycle for your room's unit next time you bring a guest.

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Words are my favorite stim toy
Mech pilot who swears that if you ever describe what they do as "antics" they're going to program a rapid gravity cycle for your room's unit next time you bring a guest.
My new work uniforms finally have my real name on them! Half of them, anyway
All of my new uniform shirts are too big and given none of my uniform pants are cut to a proper length I now look like this

My new work uniforms finally have my real name on them! Half of them, anyway
the most fun thing you can do in a tabletop one-shot is make your character a joke, hide it from every other player, consistently hint at it throughout the game, then reveal it at the last moment like a grant dramatic plot
An alternative: Make your character a joke so bad that the GM demands you change it before you've finished introducing them.
I hit perfect middle ground between these two and got the DM so angry he used someone else failing a spell to retcon MY ENTIRE CHARACTER OUT OF EXISTENCE
Doorsbane, what a legend