Trans | Lesbian | 37 | Gamedev | Co-host of @sayitinred

 


 
Currently composing music for @desiderium and writing for Become Dirt


SuperBiasedGary
@SuperBiasedGary

Someone please make an Isekai about a series of victims to the mobs' "little accidents" who are sent to medieval fantasy magic land. They all team up, intent on returning to the real world to get revenge on the mob boss who sent them all there.


Cacklemancy
@Cacklemancy

The companion piece to this is a moody crime thriller following a mob hitman who reflects on all the dozens of people he's bumped off, troubled each night by the absolute bloodlessness of hitting them smack on with the grill of a Freightliner cab. One day, he hesitates. Serves a little before correcting to slam into an old man who tripped in the middle of a crosswalk. A job well done, except that his boss heard about the skid marks and got wind that the hitman might be gettin existential.

The next morning he's walking back from his favorite deli when he stops on the curb to light up a cigarette. Cheap lighters take too many strikes though, and by the time he looks up he's already staring down the engine block of a delivery truck. He sees his best friend in the driver's seat, face stone and set as he shifts into gear. The hitman just waits.
Few seconds later, he hits a dirt road and his paper bag full of cold cuts and kaiser rolls spills over him.
Then a group of a few dozen people in endgame fantasy armor show up and kick his ass.


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