Too many of us will go into toy stores thinking of a harmless game of divination
But no one considers what they might be inviting into their home with this occult ritual.

KNOW THE SIGNS AND DANGERS!

This is a Ouija board. The name is made up from the French and German words for 'Yes' - Oui and Ja. It's often used to communicate with spirits of the dead or contact demons and is featured in many horror movies like the exorcist. It's totally chill and p harmless might even flirt with a ghost who knows?

but many of us pronounce it "Wee-gee" and This could doom your immortal soul

If you go into a toy shop and ask for a Wee-Gee board, you could be given a cursed object that will destroy your life!

This is the [L]uigi board.

If you use this, you will not contact ghosts or spirits or sexy demons, but instead connect directly to Nintendo! Opening this portal can invite Nintendo into your home and into your life, and once there the company will seize every rom on all of your devices and if you hacked your 3DS because it was so easy, WATCH OUT

Please please be safe this halloween season and make sure you don't accidentally summon Nintendo.