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@Caley-Cales

A li'l Lapra

she/they

A gotey goober

@Caley-Cales9/24/2023, 5:05 PM

Miserable Pile Of Words @MiserablePileOfWords

Make Up A Starship Pilot @make-up-a-starship-pilot9/23/2023, 4:58 PM

Starship pilot who is a very legitimate customs inspector and really does need to see the contents of your cargo hold immediately. Honest.

#make up a starship pilot #funnily enough i already had this in my drafts

Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedOtter9/24/2023, 5:06 AM

This post has content warnings for: fictional extremely poorly negotiated kink, fictional extremely dubious consent, passing reference to fictional sex trafficking.

#Caffeinated Otter writes #starship pilot #make up a starship pilot #writing

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Relia-robot @relia-robot9/24/2023, 1:10 PM

Aaaaaaand THAT'S why we negotiate consent first!! Poor Harriet. Geez, what a terrifying situation.

Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedOtter9/24/2023, 1:21 PM

Turns out "I know you'd never smuggle anything for real, so this will only scare you a normal amount" is not a sufficiently risk-aware approach!

Eat @eatthepen9/24/2023, 1:32 PM

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Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedOtter9/24/2023, 1:41 PM

You know when a cat earnestly yells at you and you just want to ruffle its fluffy little head and go "Really? Is that right?"—

Eat @eatthepen9/24/2023, 1:44 PM

bites your fingers

Caffeinated Otter @caffeinatedOtter9/24/2023, 1:45 PM

10/10, extremely convincing cat