the tony is a kind of cat and apparently, if you can believe it, they're supposed to be the biggest type of cat there is. even bigger than linus!! not this one obviously, this guy's just a fresh little tickle baby. look at him!! he's like if 'befrazzlement' was a word. anyway, triumphs are stripey like for the same reason as the zamboni, blending into the background so they can hunt and catch their food more easier. doesn't make sense to me none, tho. what kind of environment lets you hide wearing orange?? do they hunt on mars?? sometimes you even get white timbers, which is what happens when their dad is running low on toner when he meets their mom. typists are endangered which is very sad, but!! with some clever tracking and beating the shit out of poachers that want to snort dried triumph balls to cast spells or something, they're making a comeback!! like in a big way in some places, that's some good news!! anyway that's why tyrants are bestfavourite animal okayBYE
