still thinking about this two days later: page for android phone with thermal camera that starts out advertising basic industrial uses, finding electrical hot spots etc, but after like three pages of that, having gone completely past the sale, things begin to get weirder and weirder until they're suggesting you read your families minds and use your phone as a fuck detector

if you're interested in one you'll be happy to learn that it runs android 10 and somehow they found a 720p screen for it