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A li'l Lapra

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A gotey goober


apothecaric
@apothecaric

Heather wakes to the smell of cooking and a pulsing mess of pain. The skin on her shoulders, her neck, her throat feels like one lurid smear, as if a half-full bucket of liquid bruise has been thrown over her head. Her hips ache; for the reason you’d expect, sure, but checking under the sheets reveals fingerprints, blue-green and blooming, dug deep into the flesh. What chest she has is a purple mess of love bites. She sits up, feels the scratches stretch along her back, winces.

“Mornin’, doe.” Red occupies the trailer’s kitchenette, working a panful of eggs and mushrooms, her eartips brushing against the ceiling. Though Red doesn’t look her way, Heather still feels an urge to cover herself, as if there’s anything she hasn’t seen and marked already.

“Um. Yeah.” It’s polite of her not to cook bacon, Heather thinks, under the circumstances. “Thanks.”

Red pauses, pan half-tilted, and cocks an eye at her. “Mm?”

“For last night, I mean. It was.” Heather can’t quite meet her gaze. God. Red’s going to think she’s such a virgin. “Really good.”

“Mm.”

Quiet resumes, broken only by small sounds: the scrape and clatter of the frying pan, the hiss of the stove, Red half-singing something under her breath. Somewhere outside there are birds. Heather curls up in the blankets, takes a deep lungful of residual butch-smell, and drowily considers going back to sleep.

A few minutes later, a plateful of mushroom omelette drops into her lap, starting her out of her doze. “Eat,” Red says.

“Oh.” Heather smiles apologetically, pushing herself up on an elbow. “Thanks, but. I’m not hungry.”

“And I’m not asking.”

“... What, are you fattening me up or something?”

It’s a stupid, sulky thing to say, and Heather regrets it as soon as it’s out there. Especially since Red, six-foot-something Red, looks all the way down at her and says through a mouth that could crack Heather’s skull and lick out the contents, “Yes.”

“Um.” Heather’s bruised, tapped-out body betrays her by getting a little hard. “Uh-

“I know your type, deer girl. Year, year on a half on estrogen and you feel like shit ‘cause you ain’t growing a figure cause you don’t fuckin’ eat. You wanna do this again sometime?”

Yeah- I mean, yeah, b-but–” Heather scrambles after the swerve in topic, forgets not to sound too eager because god, she really, really does.

“Then do me a favour and put some fucking meat on your bones.”



Snao
@Snao

I need to eventually draw my OCs with severe blood loss and shadowy, hollow eyes while one of them tries to wring blood out of their own arm into the wounds.

I'm posting this here because most of the people who are like "I really like your OCs, you should do more with your OCs" actually doesnt like what I do with my OCs, which is showing them being evil or tearing eachother apart except for the pinups.

They're like walking talking viruses. They just want to change everything from within with their poison. They are functionally vampires.



eramdam
@eramdam

Europeans seeing an American salary, and not going beyond “well it’s 2x what I make here so they must be filthy rich therefore it’s too much” is also infuriating for the opposite reasons.

Yes, British, French or Italian person, please tell us that an USian making 80K/yr is making too much while also forgetting about the lack of safety nets and the terrible U.S. healthcare system that can bankrupt almost anyone oh and also your boss can legally fire you overnight because the U.S. is super good at busting unions.

All I’m saying is: nobody is immune to being dumb when they’re speaking out of their depth.

(I’m French and moved to the U.S., therefore I am immune and weak to both sides lmao)


jaidamack
@jaidamack

Socrates ain't shit, I know I'm a genius and eeeverybody else is dumb as rocks.



VixieMoondew
@VixieMoondew
Vixie
@Vixie asked:

Would you let a small rat control you from under a hat

is the rat my wife? because, see,

i can't let a non-my-wife rat control me, i'm a married woman

on the other hand, my wife is clumsy and not so good at manual controls, and i would be worried about her little rat life

so i suppose the answer is "no"!


jaidamack
@jaidamack
  • The First Law: Vixie may not injure the mouse or, through inaction, allow the mouse to come to harm.
  • The Second Law: Vixie must obey the orders given to her by the mouse except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  • The Third Law: Vixie must protect her own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.