Calmaxys

Wanted by British Gas

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20, compsci student, Polish expat in UK.


mya
@mya

My obsession with the phrase "at what cost" is starting to ignore cashiers


mya
@mya

This that real wizard shit. Grown from a burning bush. Roll this shit up with your grimoire pages and make an apprentice go "Eureka!". This that shit that makes you feel like your own flesh puppet homunculus. This the shit they keep displayed in a shard of mithtril so it doesn't drown out the other dank, you see this shit at your local alchemists and ask not "how much is this" but instead "at what cost." This the material component for Investiture of Stoned. Hellfire blazing, demonworld dank. Just the smoke from this shit has enough mana to cast itself as a whirlwind. Dark magic kush makes the guards go brainless. Evil necroenchantment warlock hweed, that mind control, the shit they puff puff passed from down on high. The shit that tumbled from the mountains of Olympia.


Calmaxys
@Calmaxys

Druid dope ain't got SHIT on this shadow wizard zaza. That 100% organic, natural dope is MID. Rangers spend their entire lives looking for gas this good. I'm about to chief the fattest shadow blunt with my dark acolytes. This weed drives the strongest warriors of the emperor to madness. This grass isn't your ordinary mid ass druid pot, it's a gateway to the unknown and the forbidden. This chronic isn't temporary, it's eternal. It's timeless. It directly enhances the senses and lets you see beyond the veil of reality. Patrons offer contracts in exchange for a hit of this herb.


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