Capn Queer

@CapnQueer

4+ appliances in a trench coat.

They/them he/him or he/they, varies

God decided to see if they could put anxiety in a kitchen appliance and It Sure Did Work. Crawled out from behind my parents fridge at the age of Baby and made that everyone else's problem.
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Autistic 2d and 3d artist who barely makes art, I mostly do sci-fi/fantasy stuff and token images for my D&D characters, all of whom are music references. Planning on eventually doing animations, might do NSFW stuff eventually, but for now I'm just ironing out character designs and also my brain.
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Current headmates are:
Toaster, they/them
(Kitchen appliance and joke about sci-fi robots being called toasters. More "normal" United States accent, though we can't actually place it that well.)
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Necron, he/him
(Drop the Exmort. Taken from Vast Error, but coincidentally also 40k. Deeper cowboy accent, drops Gs from words a lot.)
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Ozzie-25, he/him
(Like Asmodeus Helluva Boss, also second ring/fifth canto of Dante's Divine Comedy. Sounds like Alex Brightman Betelgeuse or Fizzy, but a but softer.)
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Proto, he/they
(Like Protoman, and also Protogen because furry joke. Quieter, softer, and breathier voice, same accent as Toaster.)

Capn Queer @CapnQueer6/16/2024, 3:39 PM

Feybeasts @feybeasts

River the Husky @NeonNoble6/15/2024, 4:15 AM

today i learned about quicksand rules in battletech

so, uh. Why are these rules like this.

River the Husky @NeonNoble6/15/2024, 4:33 AM

end of the round you get stuck, you sink 1 level. THEN, after next movement, you make a roll to get out. BUT IT'S ALREADY TAKING THE SUNK LEVEL INTO EFFECT, SO YOU HAVE A WHOLE +6 TO THE ROLL. IT'S LIKE A ROLL OF 9+ BY DEFAULT!!!

AND THEN YOU SINK ANOTHER LEVEL AND MOST MECHS AREN'T TALL ENOUGH SO THEN THEY GET FULLY CONSUMED AND DIE IMMEDIATELY

Rawbert @spacecadetglow6/15/2024, 4:40 AM

All the terrain rules in battletech are basically just "the ground hates you and so does water"

JcDent @JcDent6/15/2024, 4:58 AM

Poor Locust, thought of asphalt and died

Feybeasts @feybeasts6/15/2024, 6:02 AM

I’ve often described Battletech as “A game of cascading failure rolls”

And yeah, perfect example right there. Oh no, you slipped and fell, better roll for the knockdown- ope, your ammo rack exploded and hit your reactor, which went critical, you died.

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