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folly
@folly

how can i give a rat a small, yet dapper tuxedo?


nothe
@nothe

First of all, you need to commission the tuxedo, preferably from a reputable rat and mouse bespoke suit atelier.

Next, you need to strike up a friendship with the rat you intend to gift this glorious outfit to. Try to befriend a dapper rat, so that the dapper tuxedo goes with their whole vibe. There is nothing worse than a vibe mis-match in rat clothing!

Lastly, the actual gift-giving. A gifting ceremony is not necessary, but can give extra flair to the proceedings. A card explaining at least three reasons why the rat in question deserves to be appreciated and enjoy this bespoke dapper tuxedo is required, and an invitation to an event to wear it to is highly encouraged. Be sure to hug your rat, so that they know you mean everything you've said about their glory and wondrousness.

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